Sweet T, Bro

Sweet T, Bro
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I AM THE MOST FAMOUS WRITER ALIVE

I AM THE MOST FAMOUS WRITER ALIVE
Not really, of course, but if you were wondering whether or not I produce nothing but Top Ten Lists metaphorically fellating Derek Jeter, the answer is nosiree, Bob! I also write fiction, and the folks at Sundress Publications were kind enough to select me as one of their winners for The Best Of The Net 2013. ...

In which I reluctantly praise Derek Jeter

I’m coming up short in trying to brainstorm the most effective way of presenting this latest thing I wrote, as: 1) I don’t care about baseball. 2) I most definitely don’t care about Derek Jeter. 3) The unceremonious departure of Paul Pierce from the Celtics has left me a jaded, hopeless sports fan, and I ...

Sweet, Sweet Paul Rudd

Sweet, Sweet Paul Rudd
  Hey, can I interest you in this little ditty I wrote for Esquire about Paul Rudd? Gosh, I’d love it if you read it. Click here for the hotness.¬†

You’re Gonna Die On Halloween, Probably, But Still!

You're Gonna Die On Halloween, Probably, But Still!
My love for horror movies supersedes my affection for my family, friends, my wife, and almost certainly my furry shit factory of a dog. I don’t want them, or you, however, to become the almost unforgivably dumb first or second victim in a horror movie, and so I wrote a little diddy about how to ...