Esquire ← Kenneth Gagnon

In which I reluctantly praise Derek Jeter

Feb

13

2014

I’m coming up short in trying to brainstorm the most effective way of presenting this latest thing I wrote, as: 1) I don’t care about baseball. 2) I most definitely don’t care about Derek Jeter. 3) The unceremonious departure of Paul Pierce from the Celtics has left me a jaded, hopeless sports fan, and I ...

Sweet, Sweet Paul Rudd

Dec

19

2013

Hey, can I interest you in this little ditty I wrote for Esquire about Paul Rudd? Gosh, I’d love it if you read it. Click here for the hotness.

You’re Gonna Die On Halloween, Probably, But Still!

Oct

31

2013

My love for horror movies supersedes my affection for my family, friends, my wife, and almost certainly my furry shit factory of a dog. I don’t want them, or you, however, to become the almost unforgivably dumb first or second victim in a horror movie, and so I wrote a little diddy about how to ...

GAGNON HOT SPORTS TAKE!

Oct

10

2013

If I can write a cogent argument on behalf of the Jacksonville Jaguars, there is truly no such things as writers block. Go read my article at Esquire.

Mt. Twerks-a-lot

Oct

3

2013

I’ve basically become known as my generation’s foremost authority on the day-to-day thoughts, feelings, and dreams of Rihanna….Rihanna? What the Hell is her last name? Does she have one? [Brief lull as I consult Wikipedia, arbiter of all knowledge you don’t actually need] “Robyn Rihanna Fenty”?!? Holy shit. Anyway, I wrote about her new video ...