Sweet, Sweet Paul Rudd

Sweet, Sweet Paul Rudd
  Hey, can I interest you in this little ditty I wrote for Esquire about Paul Rudd? Gosh, I’d love it if you read it. Click here for the hotness.¬†

You’re Gonna Die On Halloween, Probably, But Still!

You're Gonna Die On Halloween, Probably, But Still!
My love for horror movies supersedes my affection for my family, friends, my wife, and almost certainly my furry shit factory of a dog. I don’t want them, or you, however, to become the almost unforgivably dumb first or second victim in a horror movie, and so I wrote a little diddy about how to ...

I Wrote About Batman

I tried for about ten hours to pretend I was above commenting on the fact that Ben Affleck is the new Batman. Then I wrote about it for Esquire. You should go and check it out. I hope that this doesn’t impact our friendship, Ben. I’ve really come to enjoy our weekend Froyo dates.

Read this: an essay I wrote on shit movies and good books.

I wrote an essay for The Millions¬†about some film adaptations of the work of recently deceased author Richard Matheson. It’s kind of long and wordy, but I’d love it if you took a second to read it, if only to partially justify how long I actually spent watching Cameron Diaz and James Marsden in a ...