Mt. Twerks-a-lot

Mt. Twerks-a-lot
I’ve basically become known as my generation’s foremost authority on the day-to-day thoughts, feelings, and dreams of Rihanna….Rihanna? What the Hell is her last name? Does she have one? [Brief lull as I consult Wikipedia, arbiter of all knowledge you don’t actually need] “Robyn Rihanna Fenty”?!? Holy shit. Anyway, I wrote about her new video ...