I AM THE MOST FAMOUS WRITER ALIVE

I AM THE MOST FAMOUS WRITER ALIVE
Not really, of course, but if you were wondering whether or not I produce nothing but Top Ten Lists metaphorically fellating Derek Jeter, the answer is nosiree, Bob! I also write fiction, and the folks at Sundress Publications were kind enough to select me as one of their winners for The Best Of The Net 2013. ...

Read this: an essay I wrote on shit movies and good books.

I wrote an essay for The Millions about some film adaptations of the work of recently deceased author Richard Matheson. It’s kind of long and wordy, but I’d love it if you took a second to read it, if only to partially justify how long I actually spent watching Cameron Diaz and James Marsden in a ...

Inspiration

I’m writing this collection of short stories. The very notion of thinking about doing such a thing is inherently antithetical to making any sort of meaningful money; that is to say that people are not by and large rushing into bookstores, viciously elbowing the elderly out of the way, to feverishly yank the last copy of the newest ...