File under: nerdy reads

File under: nerdy reads
Someone on the twitter alerted me to this fun back and forth between Kazuo Ishiguro and Neil Gaiman about genre. If you read books a lot and no longer have to worry about people jacking your lunch money because of how much of a geek you are, you should click here and read it. I don’t ...

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Halloween isn’t usually a time I associate with being frightened. Don’t get me wrong; I’m pretty often nervous that something is going to leap out from under the basement stairs and eat my face, or that an evil presence is biding its time, waiting for me in the crawl space on my third floor. That irrationality, however, isn’t based on ...

I AM THE MOST FAMOUS WRITER ALIVE

I AM THE MOST FAMOUS WRITER ALIVE
Not really, of course, but if you were wondering whether or not I produce nothing but Top Ten Lists metaphorically fellating Derek Jeter, the answer is nosiree, Bob! I also write fiction, and the folks at Sundress Publications were kind enough to select me as one of their winners for The Best Of The Net 2013. ...

Sweet, Sweet Paul Rudd

Sweet, Sweet Paul Rudd
  Hey, can I interest you in this little ditty I wrote for Esquire about Paul Rudd? Gosh, I’d love it if you read it. Click here for the hotness. 

You’re Gonna Die On Halloween, Probably, But Still!

You're Gonna Die On Halloween, Probably, But Still!
My love for horror movies supersedes my affection for my family, friends, my wife, and almost certainly my furry shit factory of a dog. I don’t want them, or you, however, to become the almost unforgivably dumb first or second victim in a horror movie, and so I wrote a little diddy about how to ...