GAGNON HOT SPORTS TAKE!

GAGNON HOT SPORTS TAKE!
  If I can write a cogent argument on behalf of the Jacksonville Jaguars, there is truly no such things as writers block. Go read my article at Esquire.

Mt. Twerks-a-lot

Mt. Twerks-a-lot
I’ve basically become known as my generation’s foremost authority on the day-to-day thoughts, feelings, and dreams of Rihanna….Rihanna? What the Hell is her last name? Does she have one? [Brief lull as I consult Wikipedia, arbiter of all knowledge you don’t actually need] “Robyn Rihanna Fenty”?!? Holy shit. Anyway, I wrote about her new video ...

I Wrote About Batman

I tried for about ten hours to pretend I was above commenting on the fact that Ben Affleck is the new Batman. Then I wrote about it for Esquire. You should go and check it out. I hope that this doesn’t impact our friendship, Ben. I’ve really come to enjoy our weekend Froyo dates.

Read this: an essay I wrote on shit movies and good books.

I wrote an essay for The Millions¬†about some film adaptations of the work of recently deceased author Richard Matheson. It’s kind of long and wordy, but I’d love it if you took a second to read it, if only to partially justify how long I actually spent watching Cameron Diaz and James Marsden in a ...

Esquire thing – JET BIKES.

Ahoy. I wrote a thing for Esquire earlier today, concerning rocket-powered bicycles. No, seriously. Click here and read it.¬† You’d think someday my lust for all things related to cycling would abate, but it seems I’m insatiable.