In which I (surprisingly) come to the defense of Adam Levine

Oh hello. I wrote a little piece that just went up at Esquire. Take a gander and make sure to put your responses and criticism in the form of a Maroon 5 lyric. Click here!

New thing to read!

The ever-entertaining rapscallions at Chamber Four posted a little thing I wrote. It’s up as of this morning, so as usual, go and bask in the glory. If you’re not yet a fan of twitter, it’s going to be really, really annoying for you.


I’m writing this collection of short stories. The very notion of thinking about doing such a thing is inherently antithetical to making any sort of meaningful money; that is to say that people are not by and large rushing into bookstores, viciously elbowing the elderly out of the way, to feverishly yank the last copy of the newest ...