Sweet, Sweet Paul Rudd

Sweet, Sweet Paul Rudd
  Hey, can I interest you in this little ditty I wrote for Esquire about Paul Rudd? Gosh, I’d love it if you read it. Click here for the hotness. 

You’re Gonna Die On Halloween, Probably, But Still!

You're Gonna Die On Halloween, Probably, But Still!
My love for horror movies supersedes my affection for my family, friends, my wife, and almost certainly my furry shit factory of a dog. I don’t want them, or you, however, to become the almost unforgivably dumb first or second victim in a horror movie, and so I wrote a little diddy about how to ...

GAGNON HOT SPORTS TAKE!

GAGNON HOT SPORTS TAKE!
  If I can write a cogent argument on behalf of the Jacksonville Jaguars, there is truly no such things as writers block. Go read my article at Esquire.

Mt. Twerks-a-lot

Mt. Twerks-a-lot
I’ve basically become known as my generation’s foremost authority on the day-to-day thoughts, feelings, and dreams of Rihanna….Rihanna? What the Hell is her last name? Does she have one? [Brief lull as I consult Wikipedia, arbiter of all knowledge you don’t actually need] “Robyn Rihanna Fenty”?!? Holy shit. Anyway, I wrote about her new video ...

I Wrote About Batman

I tried for about ten hours to pretend I was above commenting on the fact that Ben Affleck is the new Batman. Then I wrote about it for Esquire. You should go and check it out. I hope that this doesn’t impact our friendship, Ben. I’ve really come to enjoy our weekend Froyo dates.