I don’t aspire to be any more than this – a well-regarded dude who shows up at places and does cool things. Also, I would like to receive some large percentage of the royalties from Caddyshack.
Ahoy. I wrote a thing for Esquire earlier today, concerning rocket-powered bicycles. No, seriously. Click here and read it. You’d think someday my lust for all things related to cycling would abate, but it seems I’m insatiable.