You’re Gonna Die On Halloween, Probably, But Still!

You're Gonna Die On Halloween, Probably, But Still!
My love for horror movies supersedes my affection for my family, friends, my wife, and almost certainly my furry shit factory of a dog. I don’t want them, or you, however, to become the almost unforgivably dumb first or second victim in a horror movie, and so I wrote a little diddy about how to ...