You’ve (luckily) stumbled upon the internet home of the writer, Kenneth Gagnon. Congratulations!

He was a finalist in Esquire Magazine’s Short Short Fiction Contest for 2012; his short story was recognized as one of The Best Of The Net for 2013. By 2014, it’ll be much too late to stop him.

It’s a veritable cornucopia of face-melting entertainment – from stories he’s written that you can read, to non-fiction pieces he’s weaseled into publication, to behind-the-scenes rambling about the ongoing production of his (not free) collection of short stories and novel.

If that dizzying array of options isn’t enough to leave you crippled by joy and wonder, feel free to send Kenneth a missive using the handy form below or annoy him via any of your favorite social media sites.