Bad at internet

Hi, I’m clearly really bad at having a professional, secure website as an author; maybe that helpfully illustrates the fact that I’d like to be an author, after all, and not a programmer or a webmaster or any other appropriate buzzword. In any case, this is a roundabout way of saying that my site went down because of various anonymous internet villainy, and so I’m working to rebuild it, and rebuild it in a way that will, you know, actually be sustainable for more than a month at a time. Time will tell if that’s something I’m actually capable of engineering while I’m on the couch, fending off both wife-to-be and the dog – both of which are stronger and smarter than I am.